You Know it's a Monday When...

You wake up to the soft sound of (a significant amount of) glass shattering all over your kitchen counter and floor. This is then summarily followed up by your sweet new puppy peeing on your bedroom carpet.

My thanks go out to the shelf in the kitchen cabinet that just up and decided to give up the goose. Listen – I appreciate your years of service, but you really didn’t have to burn those bridges upon departure.

  1. This begs the question, was the puppy peeing in response to the shattering, or was that a compltely unrelated occurrence?
    Nathan Smith is the author. Apr 24, 19:37 is the time. <
  2. Unrelated, unfortunately. She just digs peeing on the floor of our bedroom.
    Nathan Logan is the author. Apr 24, 19:43 is the time. <
  3. Hopefully the rest of your day was better.
    Dennis Bullock is the author. Apr 25, 08:20 is the time. <
  4. Thanks for hoping that, Dennis. And yeah, it was a lot better. =)
    Nathan Logan is the author. Apr 25, 10:41 is the time. <
  5. I think your house is conspiring against you.

    Carpet to dog: “You don’t need to go out! Pee on me!!”

    Kitchen to itself: “Hey… let’s make Nate’s life miserable today! Any volunteers? No? You there, glass shelf! Take one for the team!”
    Larry Tomlinson is the author. Apr 25, 13:05 is the time. <
  6. Hehe, good stuff. And I think you may be right.
    Nathan Logan is the author. Apr 25, 16:12 is the time. <